Oh crap, I have a blog! August 21, 2010

My husband kindly, well more snarkily than kindly, pointed out that I haven’t blogged in almost over a year.  Is there where I conjure up random excuses to explain the absence to my scores, um dozens, err several, okay fine 2 readers?  I can do that.

1. I’ve been busy with work.
2. I started back at school and have been working hard towards getting my degree.
3. I’ve spent the time reading all of the important books in my local library while purposefully ignoring all the fluffy “chick lit” type books and celebrity biographies.
4. I was bit by a rabid badger and/or monkey pox stricken wolverine and spent the last year recovering in a darkened room without any contact with the outside world.
5. I was just lazy and didn’t think I had anything interesting to share.
6. I spend way too much time playing farmville and commenting on random stuff of facebook.
7. I was spending lots of time with my family and taking many pictures that I should have been documenting here on my blog.

Well five of those things are true and two are false, I’ll let you decide which is which.  I better stop typing now and get back to fake farming and reading Sarah Silverman’s book.

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